Saturday, February 28, 2009

Speed Trap?

Do you see a police setting camera to catch speed driver in the photo below?





Ok how about this?







谎话的意义

世界上有人真的没有说过谎话?
我有,而且还很经常。
可能谎话对自己其实没有占很大意义,
对我来说和一般人一样,
谎话 - 隐瞒事实的词句重组。

这两天我不断在思考谎话的真正原因:
- 隐瞒自己的破绽?
- 隐瞒一些残酷的事实
- 愚弄别人
- 为谋取利益
- 为了一些善意而说谎

大概前天吧,被骗了。
虽然不是什么天大事情,
但是好像蛮难解释吧。
因为,当场就发生了一些事让我揭穿自己被骗。
可能是难堪吧,反而被骗的觉得难堪
当我大叫:“噢!破空头了!”
自己觉得很“泄衰”, 原来是被骗了,
马上就离开一群人的闲聊。

感觉原本不遭,
但是此人却愚蠢到当我是极度蠢蛋,
在我到槟城时打了个“善后”的电话,
哇唠A你啊X臭X!
那是心虚?还是内疚?竟然用一些不可能的解释来特地澄清!

过后经过考虑后,就知道了谎言的意义:
善意的谎话, 被隐瞒者知道真相过后,感觉内疚难过;
恶意的谎话,说谎者知道破空后,感觉内疚难过。

你们说过最遭的谎话,有让你们内疚难过吗?


PS: 自觉者,请不要再来解释,因为这样只会让你自己更加难堪

我系购物狂!不是我的错! - 男人女人购物传统观念

有无发现到现代女人,在购物官场是一条猛龙?男人到购物广场就只是会买自己想要的物品,但天生购物狂的女人......
1. 她们会埋下就算自己不是很喜欢的物品,包括衣服,小饰品等
2. 到了广场,90%不可能空手而回
3. 如果摆明车马是要“购物”,惨了,有时候一双手也不一定能那完全部袋子。
4. 等等!!!!!

其实,“我们不应该怪她们”。她们天生购物狂的特性,不是她们想要的。那为什么她们那么爱疯狂购物?

话说从前~~~~~

“在人类还在处于打猎和采摘果实的年代, 男人大部分的活动,就是独自走入森林里头,找寻猎物。男人非常清楚自己的目的,就是找个好的猎物,以便可以让家人吃顿好的。 所以当他们打猎时,都很专注在“自己要找什么东西”。 一打到猎物,就很满意的回家。而且也不很挑,只要可以填满肚子就好。

女人的工作室采摘果实。通常在她们的男人出外后,她们就三五成群的,一同到森林里采摘果实。当然,比起打猎,果实比较容易多了。数量和多,品种也很多。女人们就会很兴奋的观察到底那一些果实是比较值得采摘,考量的因素包括有:外表;有否被动物嚼食过;采摘容不容易;和好不好吃等等。然后采摘后,也不一定会吃。可能会放在一起,然后再三挑四选,务求选出最好的果实。”

亲爱的朋友们,你们是否觉得这个故事非常和现代的女生非常有关联?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

中國武俠片的50條不變定律

1. 悅來客棧是古代最大的連鎖客棧。……

2. 超級巨毒,解藥,暗器都產自西域。

3. 平時朝夕相處的人,只要穿上夜行衣,再蒙個面紗,對方就不認識了。

4. 沒用的小角色用的武功名字有很強的文學性和動物性,就是不大好用。

5. 長著超長白髮+鬍子的絕對是曠世高人,和他要拉好關係。

6. 英雄配一把好兵器,好到從不用去保養修理。

7. 在亂箭中,英雄要是不想死,就決不會死;萬一中了箭,那也是因為一旁有大惡人挾持其親人導致英雄分心。

8. 一定要象徵性的打幾下,才出絕招,並噴著口水大叫:去死吧!!

9. 使出必殺技要做很花哨的動作,還要做上一兩分鐘,但敵人決不會乘機偷襲,儘管這是個好機會……

10. 高手都無視萬有引力,到處亂飛且飛得飛快。不過要是趕遠路,卻會騎馬。

11. 大俠套餐:2斤熟牛肉+上等女兒紅。(悅來客棧長期供應……)

12. 好人從不下毒,壞人從不不下毒;但好人從不下毒卻老被誣陷下毒,壞人從不不下毒卻沒人懷疑他。

13. 大俠想顯示自己的修為,往往會撿起一根樹枝將不知天高地厚的小角色打敗,後來悅來客棧開始供應樹枝……

14. 在一條筆直的街道被人追殺,儘管有很多事要做,但弄翻兩旁的小攤是最重要的!

15. 好人用暗器是形式所逼,多才多藝,一擊必中;壞人用暗器是卑鄙無恥,旁門左道,扔死了都扔不中……

16. 壞人千心萬苦扔中了,還會被好人忍著巨痛放倒,並噴著口水大叫:卑鄙!

17. 會有絕世佳人救起中暗器的英雄,日不久也生情……

18. 當時社會治安不好,人人佩帶危險器械……

19. 菜市場殺豬的絕對是一胖子!!!!!

20. 絕世神兵被麻布一層一層裹緊,絕世神人也被麻布一層一層裹……

21. 主角一生坎坷或是一帆風順,一生坎坷的會坎坷到死,一帆風順的從不買彩票……

22. 所有人都很有錢,銅板很少出現,一張一張的銀票比草紙還便宜。

23. (悅來客棧的)店小二知識淵博,有問(+錢)必答!  

24. 有錢人姓金,錢;窮人叫二狗。好人壞人偽君子一聽名字就知道。

25. 少林寺就1個方丈(老和尚那種8算)和1個徒弟厲害,其他都很==。  

26. 練秘笈要分性別,別如男的,女的,男女混合的,不男不女……
27. 很喜歡在酒樓(悅來客棧)裏鬧事,先掀桌子,再摔椅子,最後才火拼。  

28. 有時候可以一劍劈掉巨石,有時候卻劈不掉一張八仙桌。  

29. 英雄都很帥,大反派也很帥,龍套長相鮮明~   

30. 經典臺詞:A:在下***,江湖人稱****。   B:原來是***,久仰久仰。  A:不敢當不敢當……   

31.單挑是, “ 正義 ” 一方支撐不住了,就會喊人幫忙: “ 對付這種魔頭,不用和他講什麼江湖道義,大家一起上! ”   

32.打擂時,一定是翻個跟頭上去的,再用30條的經典臺詞……   

33.螳螂拳經久不衰,太極拳只有2個人會……   

34.少林圖書館經常失竊……   

35.儘管高手可以用鼻子聞到敵人的氣息,但在被偷聽時,只有對方碰翻了什麼東西才能察覺。  

36.被察覺的人往往在快被追上時扔閃光彈,並在這一段時間逃的比平時快10倍。  

37.都喜歡假死。   

38.一個人喝完悶酒一定會下暴雨。   

39.一下暴雨就會打並且只打一個雷。   

40.團體組合流行:(如)四大門派,四大金鋼等等………………………

41.拔劍時,有時會有劍氣,有時會拔不出來……   

42.朝廷的大將軍是坨屎,公公才是高手。   

43.總有那麼一本書,劍,玉讓人搶。   

44.擁有比網路更快的傳播方式………………嘴!   

45.沒見過有誰上廁所,要是有的話,那是因為被下了瀉藥……   

46.妓院都是怡紅院(我懷疑是悅來集團的子公司……)。  

47.髮型高度定型,甩一甩就恢復(用潘婷的?)   

48.要麼從小習武,要麼從不習武,否則是成不了大器的。  

49.大俠勝利的方式只有2種:一招搞定或100,200,300招搞定……

50.美女到處都是,這是最鬱悶的……

Thursday, February 19, 2009

兴奋

好久没这样.......

今天我的player播着自己的歌
I'm leaving on the jet plane, Jewel 的version
刚刚就tab了一下,好舒服

今天的工作虽然不轻松
但是充满开心的心情
大概是偷闲的时间利用的太好了吧

我告诉她别再养宠物了
宠物终有一天会离开自己
别再让自己伤心了

原本想好好把今晚的时间都让自己拥有
还不赖,就是什么都不理就行了
管他奶奶的

在自己surfing的时候,
看了许多人的部落格,
罗忆诗颜菀倩kenny sia,

有人告诉我,
我的witty回来了,
虽然刚刚懂witty是什么意思
但是真的很开心!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

A Day To Remember

7th Feb, I wanted to write all the details about this date on how important it is. To me. But as I tried so many times to describe what it is all about, I cannot help myself by losing myself out of that.

I just want to say, I miss You, very much, things would be so different if You are stil here. I really miss You.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

January Post Dated "Check"

Happy Chinese New Year and Gong Xi Fa Cai to all.

It took me so long to think about what I should jot for the coming post. I thought of posting something related to Chinese New Year, but my friend all know that I'm a boring person during CNY because my best top prioritized activity is hugging my pillow XD. Ok what ever it is, it would sounded more negative if its earlier and I do not want it to spoil everybody's festive season which is one of the reason that I delayed this post (though there's not much of visitors here....), and this time, I put it into more direct manner and comprehensive: My January Checked List. This is a list of what ever I thought of, in simplified version, almost about anything.

My January Checked List
1. To be postive, and it doesn't mean that I'm allowed to be careless.
2. To be always alert on the existing scenario. Do no underestimate any small matters arising.
3. Keep up with agressiveness, which will able to pace up myself to reach my target.
4. Keep up with patient, which will able to reduce unnecessary worry and demote possible-avoidable problem.
5. Do appropriate judgement and consideration with proper facts and figures. Do not rush into making a correct and good decision
6. Do not hesitate too long after selected the possible options listed down which may lead to "Shiet I miss the chance!"
7. Keep up with stupid and funny character which always make your friends laugh all time. Try not to be dull and self defensive.
8. Being serious in the correct time is the utmost important attitude rather acting stupid in the important discussions.
9. F-A-M-I-L-Y = Father And Mother I Love You. M is no longer here, therefore I decided to change that to Father And Me, I Love You.
10. Never eat any chocolate without drinking lots of water before KTV session.
11. Nicotine will not provide any long term solution. Destress with the correct method please.
12. Team activities (disregard of indoor and outdoor) are so important that will tell you that you are never alone in this sphere.
13. Always look back. Because there was where we walked through all the happy and unhappy times.
14. Shopping for CNY is some what unnecessary, since even if you were wearing last year's cloth, your friends will never mention about your cloth, neither if you worn the newly boughts.
15. Understanding your own religion and actual practice and needs for the ceremonies which is about time to learn.
16. Sometimes they are just so annoying, but if we really cant cope nor resolve those, ignore it.
17. There are always time and sufficient concerns for friends without fail, because there's not much faith frm family members, and we shouldn't expect to receive from them, but to give them what ever we have.
18. Carelessness is just a big problem to solve.
19. Yelling loud sometimes do solve certain problems.
20. Yelling loud sometimes don't solve the problems.
21. Keep fit and reduce some inches PLEASE.
22. Verifying is what an important move to make sure things go on or stop putting in hope.
23. Saying Happy New Year is some what easier to say Gong Xi Fa Cai.
24. Buying some delicious foods are good to share, but make sure you had enough of them before others sapu everything.
25. Always be factual, some times temper arises so easily if things that were wrong aren't corrected, and especially when you know some one is wrong.
26. Stop being too considerate and start being calculative since 7 out of 10 is taking advantage on you.
27. Stop being too rational because some times we just cant think out of the box, and things that can continue will just stop there.
28. Utilizing lunch hour to sleep in the office feels so damn good. Perhaps I should practice it more often and no bird Mr O.
29. Always keep your offensive and defensive system manual, where by you know how to prevent unnecessary damage onto others or onto yourself.
30. Got my biggest Ang Pow ever: 360,000. Dont doubt that. (since its in Rupiah).
31. Drinking beer while playing dota feels just so good.
32. Try not to do a check list at the end of February because I find it will be very nuisance to read by others.
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