Wednesday, August 26, 2009




“嘿,你好像是从外地来的?” 有个各自不大的小孩向我抛问号
*惊讶地*“嘘!!!! 不要说那两个字!!!!”


“从前有一个人,竟大胆到在国王面前说出XX两字,那个叫木老虎的一名黑人,就被送到幻影去受苦;还有一个叫Billy Gate的人,在每个人的电脑里驻进病毒,每个人一开电脑就会看到那两个字;另一个更加夸张,竟然用电吉它弹唱出XX两字成摇滚,好像叫什么Gilbert 包.."

Tiger Woods, Bill Gates, Paul Gilbert?

Monday, August 17, 2009

If's and Dont's In Facebook - You VS Employers

Here comes this very familiar pic, I believe that many guys out there received this email about this lady doing something very lunatic to get her own arse out of bounds. But have you learn any lessons before any bad things happen to you? specifically, here's some do's and dont's:

1. If you own a Facebook account, don't add your boss (very basic huh?)

2. If you added your boss, don't misuse it during office hour

3. If you misuse it during office hour, don't post something FUNNY as your shout out

4. If you posted something FUNNY as your shout out, don't relate it about your work

5. If you posted something about your work, don't say something idiotic

6. If you posted something idiotic about your work, don't mention about your BOSS

7. If you already mentioned something about your BOSS, don't say anything moo moo about him

8. If you already said anything moo moo about him, make sure you had already a confirmed worker (for confirmed employee, go to No 12, for non confirmed employees, go to No 9)

9. If you are still under probation, make sure you don't leave any stuff back in your place since you are not more faceee in order to "accidentally" see your colleagues and your BOSS.

10. If you left anything back there, don't go to collect the stuff yourself, ask somebody to do it for you.

11. If you already reach the office, say hello and goodbye to your boss.

12. If you are a confirmed employee, don't tell the boss you posted the shout out, just tell him/her that your 8 years old brother are so excited that facebook can post shout out so openly

13. If you already told your boss that, you are basically done, check your remaining annual leave and start looking for new jobs.

- The End -

WAIIIITTTTTT!!!! Shouldnt just stopped there. Let talk about, "What to do when you already added your bosssssshhhh???

1. If you added your boss in the facebook, fully utilize it, put up your link of your blog and tag his name on the link.

2. Delete all the blog entries that you say about negative comments on your company (Really have to do it meh???!!!)

3. Blog all good things about the company and how much you enjoy your work scope, including that you are looking forward to carry more responsbility which is some times not really true.

4. Pretending that he wont read your blog, say all good things about your managers and colleagues so that he thought you are a damn good teamworker.

5. State all the favorite places you are looking forward to travel such as Bali, Maldives, Sipadan, etc etc so that he could possibly suggest those location IF there's a company trip which may include you. (OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!)

6. Put all the increment and bonuses statistic of your friends in other company for his refrences in order to look good for your year end for the whole year of hard work job. (HOLY MAMMAAAA!!!!!!)

D*MN!!! DON CHA JUZ LURVVVV #5 and #6???!!!!!!

The Opinion Above Does not Represent J FM II.


Saturday, August 1, 2009

Whats Goin On?

25 years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

And I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning

And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What's going on?

And I try, oh my god do I try

I try all the time, in this institution

And I pray, oh my god do I pray

I pray every single day

For a revolution
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