老人国

我醒来时，只见几个身穿医袍的小孩子围绕着我
他们拿着手写，然后问我姓名与来历
接着一股语气说，“没事了，你只是撞伤头部而已”
没错，我是被一辆笨车撞到了，但是....

身穿医院里的病人服，我走向了医院的公园
狂了，怎么一路都是一些从孩童到十七八岁的少年
而且他们都用非常异样的眼光瞄着我
在公园的椅子上坐着，身躯与头脑同等的不自然

“嘿，你好像是从外地来的？” 有个各自不大的小孩向我抛问号
“呃...这里是哪里？”
“这里不就是老人国咯！”
“老....老人国？怎么每个人都那么年轻？！”
*惊讶地*“嘘！！！！ 不要说那两个字！！！！”
“哪两个？年轻？”
“嘘！！！！会被捉的.....”

ok，很明显这地方很古怪，明明全都是小子，但却.....
“你好，我叫Jerry，我来自...请问..这里的人都是那么的.....不老吗？”
“哈哈，对，这里的人都那么的不老，我叫Marcos，是老人国的建筑工程，那天被Sylvia那婆娘差点就..."

谈着谈着，才知道这里的人都只活到十八岁
十八岁过后，就回到一个叫“尘埃”的地方...
Marcos说，从前老人国有一些反国规的人没有到尘埃去，
就被罚到一个叫幻影的空间受苦
“从前有一个人，竟大胆到在国王面前说出XX两字，那个叫木老虎的一名黑人，就被送到幻影去受苦；还有一个叫Billy Gate的人，在每个人的电脑里驻进病毒，每个人一开电脑就会看到那两个字；另一个更加夸张，竟然用电吉它弹唱出XX两字成摇滚，好像叫什么Gilbert 包.."

Tiger Woods, Bill Gates, Paul Gilbert?
Marcos还说，老人国的人都从一条叫做铜河的川，
每年四月，都会有船只送婴孩进来老人国。
到底哪些婴孩是从哪里来呢？

If's and Dont's In Facebook - You VS Employers

Here comes this very familiar pic, I believe that many guys out there received this email about this lady doing something very lunatic to get her own arse out of bounds. But have you learn any lessons before any bad things happen to you? specifically, here's some do's and dont's:

1. If you own a Facebook account, don't add your boss (very basic huh?)

2. If you added your boss, don't misuse it during office hour

3. If you misuse it during office hour, don't post something FUNNY as your shout out

4. If you posted something FUNNY as your shout out, don't relate it about your work

5. If you posted something about your work, don't say something idiotic

6. If you posted something idiotic about your work, don't mention about your BOSS

7. If you already mentioned something about your BOSS, don't say anything moo moo about him

8. If you already said anything moo moo about him, make sure you had already a confirmed worker (for confirmed employee, go to No 12, for non confirmed employees, go to No 9)

9. If you are still under probation, make sure you don't leave any stuff back in your place since you are not more faceee in order to "accidentally" see your colleagues and your BOSS.

10. If you left anything back there, don't go to collect the stuff yourself, ask somebody to do it for you.

11. If you already reach the office, say hello and goodbye to your boss.

12. If you are a confirmed employee, don't tell the boss you posted the shout out, just tell him/her that your 8 years old brother are so excited that facebook can post shout out so openly

13. If you already told your boss that, you are basically done, check your remaining annual leave and start looking for new jobs.

- The End -

WAIIIITTTTTT!!!! Shouldnt just stopped there. Let talk about, "What to do when you already added your bosssssshhhh???

1. If you added your boss in the facebook, fully utilize it, put up your link of your blog and tag his name on the link.

2. Delete all the blog entries that you say about negative comments on your company (Really have to do it meh???!!!)

3. Blog all good things about the company and how much you enjoy your work scope, including that you are looking forward to carry more responsbility which is some times not really true.

4. Pretending that he wont read your blog, say all good things about your managers and colleagues so that he thought you are a damn good teamworker.

5. State all the favorite places you are looking forward to travel such as Bali, Maldives, Sipadan, etc etc so that he could possibly suggest those location IF there's a company trip which may include you. (OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!)

6. Put all the increment and bonuses statistic of your friends in other company for his refrences in order to look good for your year end for the whole year of hard work job. (HOLY MAMMAAAA!!!!!!)

D*MN!!! DON CHA JUZ LURVVVV #5 and #6???!!!!!!

The Opinion Above Does not Represent J FM II.

以上言论不代表本台

Whats Goin On?

25 years and my life is still

Trying to get up that great big hill of hope

For a destination

And I realized quickly when I knew I should

That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man

For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes

When I'm lying in bed

Just to get it all out

What's in my head

And I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning

And I step outside

And I take a deep breath and I get real high

And I scream at the top of my lungs

What's going on?

And I try, oh my god do I try

I try all the time, in this institution

And I pray, oh my god do I pray

I pray every single day

For a revolution

迷失的游魂

当夕阳西下时，他冒从档口边的树丛里出现了
没有人发现他，只有其他幽魂，也渐渐的活动起来

他往回家的路慢行，重复着他仅有的见见家人
也许还刺眼的沉夕让步伐都慢下来
只有搭上了一辆载满砂石的卡车
忘记了当初的目的，他睡着了

醒来时，他非常的痛苦
突然记起当初万箭锥心的过错，由谁来替他弥补？
从卡车上下来，他发现了在十字路口有一群饿鬼抢食
他缓缓地经过右边的小巷，却发现尽头无法令他前进

眼见只有热闹的十字路口，可以让他有机会记起当初的目的地
站在车来车往的路口中，车辆穿身而过
脑海除了生前触怒朋友的画面，再也无法思考
他躺在大路上，不想再行使了
来往的车辆令他更加凌乱
他双手压在头上， 显得无比的痛苦

凌晨的二时四十八分，他从马路上站了起来
繁忙的道路，变得如此的宁静
饿鬼们也不见了，之间另一名幽魂躺在另一端的道路上
步向起身后第一个面向的那一方走了
虽然他不知道前方是哪里，是什么
他只是知道，在晨曦之前
他要找到一个可以让自己躲开光亮的地方
毕竟，他知道自己已无血肉之躯


如果此文触动了你的不安，非常抱歉。这只是一片虚构的文章！=）

Hi, How Are You? I'm Fine, Thanks for Asking

Yeap, things are that simple, applicable, and widely use.

Apologize to my redang crew for not continuing the posts. Owe you guys a big one.

Its like saying hi to many things that we had left out. I'm sure many of you recently watched this clip, trying to describe the clip in texts. He walked out from the back stage, wearing a very lite plain white T, on the very dim light, He carried a briefcase. He opened the briefcase, and took a piece of coat out from the briefcase. Hanging tht piece of coat in the air, like 2-3 seconds, the crowds screamed and yelled like they never did. He put up his coat, from the same briefcase, He grabbed his white glove, only 1 piece of white glove. The crowd craved, they lost their sanity looking at The King doing it. The music started, he shoke his body and legs, slides the feet backward creating a graceful movements......

Thanks to The King, who gave us so many moments we should have. After stop blogging for so long, He is one of the major factor that make me feels like I should jot something here. Long live The King, you are not alone.
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I pick myself incomplete recently. Doing things that not much of purpose, objectives, etc. I smacked myself hardly after knowing that there are few friends also facing the same problem, perhaps its just a so called transition period for ourselves, for those who are still have plenty of room for improvement, for those who are like me. Living life without purpose and objectives are some times so difficult to accept. Among my friends, they have the same feelings.

Therefore I jotted myself few things to go for, some sort of upgrade or filling up my own life with colours. First come the SLR thingy. I was thinking, if I buy a SLR camera, at least I will commit my time to do some shooting since its not cheap to get an SLR. But yes, its not cheap, so I have to think more than thrice to really get an SLR.

Then comes the Lenovo IdeaPad idea. I am superbly pissed off and f*cked up by using all the 2nd hand thingy. Whoever know me good enough know that I don like 2nd hand things that people don wan then, GIV YOU USE LA..... After my office desktop stolen by some stupid arse thieves, they gave me a used C*mpaq, that also I only request them to upgrade my RAM but there are some ignorants who don understand language did not do it for me, then they gave me the SECOND HANDED D*ll. Yeap, SECOND HAND. I rather buy myself. Thats because of the disatisfaction I had.

Welp after all that, I am thinking isnt good to have myself learn an extra language? Japanese is good since many japanese company are having factories here, I can have the advantage if one day I so happen got into it. But still, if I don speak, don read, don listen, don practice, they will rust, because I cant speak japanese alone....

Ok how bout really let myself be a qualify guitarist? at least I can practice guitar alone... So I planned also to get on the guitar class to learn some theory, at least I'm not buta buta play guitar only but I know whats the theory behind....?

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Its a bit lengthy over but things are hardly smoothen recently. I'm not giving up life, nope not that easily. I once thought of stopping this blog, but I didnt. This shows that I will make my life continue positively. I kiss my fingers which are crossing.