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可能就是一些人最不想听的字吧，点这首歌给PS哈哈...也点给其他在等的人，包括我在内.. （把音量调高，因为在youtube里找不到更大声的了...）

Its That Simple =)

Days ago were some how not understanding what happen on earth that everybody is telling lame jokes. But sometimes a lame joke that can make you laugh, are as simple as this......


I was driving the way back from Gordon aka SK aka momo's house on Saturday evening and the phone rang while I was almost in front of my gate, so I picked up and....

Jul: YES SIR!!!
Me: huh?
Jul: *giggling a bit*...
Me: hahaha?
Jul: *continue to giggle*....
Me: Hahahaha....(cant stop)
Jul: *while giggling* 你zomo笑??!!
Me: 我zem懂你哦..你先YES SIR! 然后就先笑的leh.... Hahahahhahaa...

*Both end up laughing none stop for bout 1min only continue conversation*...


Aint that simple? =)

爆笑的无聊冷笑话 - IT 篇..

话说今天的工作也包括了一些IT的工作，就因为Sek Q-lity的问题，我经过阿辉的同意把玫瑰和沙玛姐的Admin密码给换了。想了想，就把它换成"woohoo123"来应应节。借着阿辉就要我send email通知阿向和修修。Email send 完后，过一会儿修修就msn来鸟：

修：chotomate... ...*Please find the new Admin password set is woohoo123 , including the server*（从我的mail copy回出来给我看）
我：yes，已经换鸟，没得chotto....
修： nanee... 你的意思是现在server 密码也是 woohoo123??!!
我：yeah..zomo? 有semo事？remote access 有问题？不能咩？woohoo123 woh.....
修：pakayaro.... it's of course a problem... you should set to woohooyangwei, not woohoo123 la!!!!

今年都没有跟大家拜年，就跟大家拜个晚年吧，恭祝大家新年快乐，心想事成，身体健康，要乜有乜啊！ WOOHOOO!!!!! eh no no no... should be WOOHOOOYANGWEI!!!!!!

Now I know I'm...... hahaha...

Decided to drop this quick post before departuring to Ms Tan's house. Was snaking the whole day in the office with holiday mood chatting with a brada (cham... i dunno i should call her brada or sista..)... and it sounds like.....



(after a series of conversation...anyway, the dialogue below has been edited and using all the non-human names since there are certain sensitivity issue to mention the real names...)

Her: wahahhaa... i know u chatted with melon, i know... u know wat happen now? papaya keep calling and sms her now, and she didnt refuse!
Me: haha... like tht ma good lo!
Her: good meh?
Me: takkan u wan her forever close up herself?
Her: no lar, i don like her to be with papaya...
Me: erm... i dunno lar but izt a pian jian pr really papaya is not good leh?
Her: u think papaya good meh?
Me: i dunno lar i dunno the recent him ma long time no catch up oredi..
Her: ya la... but u dun think tht apple will very easy to bliv ppl meh? then papaya only tell her all the good things.... u know....
Me: erm... no matter how bad papaya is.. i don think he is tht type who will qi pian gan qing wan la....
Her: u know he go find her during thaipusam to pass her tongkat?
Me: oh u mean at the garden there?
Her: and he's gonna date apple out to meet farmer
Me: wait u let me think har...

(after another series of sensored conversation... too difficult to edit lar so i skip tht part...)

Her: all these while, papaya didnt show his maturity in my eyes lor...but u different woh....
Me: got terbalik o not? hahah... maturity in wat sense sin....
Her: u're experienced, and u care for ppl more...in every sense u're matured ah... but except tht u smoke la... haha...
Me: ya lor at least papaya don smoke ma....

(continue with series of conversation...)



Ok.. very poor editing I know but that's the best I could do since rushing to Ms Tan's house. Haha... Wow I tell you guys, I float until I hit the ceiling of my office you know..... Anyway, don care whether its true o not, I owe you a million of thanks my good brada... oops I mean... sista....

And yah, in case you all didnt get the meaning of this post, SOMEBODY IS SAYING I'M MATURED AND CARING OK!!!!! MATURED IN ALL SENSE!!!!!
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although i know im not la....

PS: don misunderstand, this brada.. oops i mean sista of mine has no special interest on me... she's getting married very very de soon anyway... =)

Definition of Smile

Smile,
A happy face expression using mouth, without producing voice.
Is that everytime the same?

Smile,
An expression of satisfaction.

Smile,
A sign of relax and recreating.

Smile,
I am not letting you to see my sorrow

Smile,
"Haiz..."

Smile,
"I'm alright"

Smile,
Please dont tell anybody

Smile,
I'm tired

Smile,
I really had enough of it

Smile,
I'm good looking and looking good

Smile,
Can you read what is mine?

Smile,
A curve that sets everything straight