Funny Clinic Visit

*Nurse open door, and I sat down*

Doc: Ok lets start by geting your weight and your height... hrm.... weigth XX kg.... height 178cm

*I dunno I only 178cm.... looking weirdly at the doc*

Me: actually I felt quite severe discomfort at my back...

Doc: Ya ha.... ok lemme check and see, you ly down on the bed pls..

*Me lie down...*

Doc: Which part?

*Me showing the pain part...*

Doc: Ok... get up 1st, lemme complete the thing first...Come I check your blood pressure...

*pumping and checking....*

Doc: oh ok.. quite good, 120/70... can I check your tongue?

Me feel awkward: Ok....*I dunno backache got relate with tongue*...

Doc: ok.. can... still ok...

*Doc start filling a form on my height etc that she checked...*

Me: May I know why got check so many things?
*Doc no hiu me...*

Doc: Have you collected your urine?

Me: HUH??? back ache need collect urine?? I think that form doesnt belong to me...

Doc: oh? you are Tan XXX XXX right?

Me: *smiled and said* no doc, Im not....

Doc: OHH!!!! ok ok... hehehehe.... ok whats the problem........

Me: =.=........

Dreaming

Late at night when all the world is sleeping

I stay up late and think of you

and I wish on a star
That somewhere you are thinking of me too

Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight

Til tomorrow I'll be holding you tight

And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be

Than here in my room dreaming about you and me

Wonder if you ever see me
and I wonder if you know I'm there, am I there?
If you looked in my eyes would you see what's inside

Would you even care

I just wanna hold you close but so far
All I have are dreams of you

So I wait for the day and the courage to say

How much I love you, Yes I'll do

Late at night when all the world is sleeping

I stay up and think of you

And I still can't believe

That you came up to me, and said

"I love you, I love you too"

Now I'm dreaming, of you tonight

Til tomorrow, and for all of my life

And there's no wher in the world I rathered be

Than here in my room, dreaming of you endlessly

笨蛋的路痴

原来回去，是那么的难
我在一个交通十字路口，险着闯了红灯
然后发现自己被困在路口当中
当时，我决定改变主意
因为刹那间我觉得很辛苦

我转向了中路的方向
想借着绕进住宅区会比较不塞
谁知路途比原先遥远
完全出乎意料

我驾着车，开始有些慌张
我失去正常盘控驾驶盘的能力
两度差些亲上了前面的车
有一次，有辆他x的车硬要出来
我毫不犹豫地贴近，要他退后

然后，不知为何我忽然崩溃
可能是后知后觉
绕了个大圈，是冤枉和无谓的
是错路，虽然是我选择
是个愚蠢的错择

我花了接近一个小时半
终于到达了所谓的目的地
我打开车门
看见的却是最不想到达的地方
原来浪费了这么多时间
我到了一个我不想去的地方