Thursday, February 25, 2010

爆笑的无聊冷笑话 - IT 篇..

话说今天的工作也包括了一些IT的工作,就因为Sek Q-lity的问题,我经过阿辉的同意把玫瑰和沙玛姐的Admin密码给换了。想了想,就把它换成"woohoo123"来应应节。借着阿辉就要我send email通知阿向和修修。Email send 完后,过一会儿修修就msn来鸟:


修:chotomate... ...*Please find the new Admin password set is woohoo123 , including the server*(从我的mail copy回出来给我看)
我:yes,已经换鸟,没得chotto....
修: nanee... 你的意思是现在server 密码也是 woohoo123??!!
我:yeah..zomo? 有semo事?remote access 有问题?不能咩?woohoo123 woh.....
修:pakayaro.... it's of course a problem... you should set to woohooyangwei, not woohoo123 la!!!!


今年都没有跟大家拜年,就跟大家拜个晚年吧,恭祝大家新年快乐,心想事成,身体健康,要乜有乜啊! WOOHOOO!!!!! eh no no no... should be WOOHOOOYANGWEI!!!!!!


Friday, February 19, 2010

Now I know I'm...... hahaha...

Decided to drop this quick post before departuring to Ms Tan's house. Was snaking the whole day in the office with holiday mood chatting with a brada (cham... i dunno i should call her brada or sista..)... and it sounds like.....



(after a series of conversation...anyway, the dialogue below has been edited and using all the non-human names since there are certain sensitivity issue to mention the real names...)

Her: wahahhaa... i know u chatted with melon, i know... u know wat happen now? papaya keep calling and sms her now, and she didnt refuse!
Me: haha... like tht ma good lo!
Her: good meh?
Me: takkan u wan her forever close up herself?
Her: no lar, i don like her to be with papaya...
Me: erm... i dunno lar but izt a pian jian pr really papaya is not good leh?
Her: u think papaya good meh?
Me: i dunno lar i dunno the recent him ma long time no catch up oredi..
Her: ya la... but u dun think tht apple will very easy to bliv ppl meh? then papaya only tell her all the good things.... u know....
Me: erm... no matter how bad papaya is.. i don think he is tht type who will qi pian gan qing wan la....
Her: u know he go find her during thaipusam to pass her tongkat?
Me: oh u mean at the garden there?
Her: and he's gonna date apple out to meet farmer
Me: wait u let me think har...

(after another series of sensored conversation... too difficult to edit lar so i skip tht part...)

Her: all these while, papaya didnt show his maturity in my eyes lor...but u different woh....
Me: got terbalik o not? hahah... maturity in wat sense sin....
Her: u're experienced, and u care for ppl more...in every sense u're matured ah... but except tht u smoke la... haha...
Me: ya lor at least papaya don smoke ma....

(continue with series of conversation...)



Ok.. very poor editing I know but that's the best I could do since rushing to Ms Tan's house. Haha... Wow I tell you guys, I float until I hit the ceiling of my office you know..... Anyway, don care whether its true o not, I owe you a million of thanks my good brada... oops I mean... sista....

And yah, in case you all didnt get the meaning of this post, SOMEBODY IS SAYING I'M MATURED AND CARING OK!!!!! MATURED IN ALL SENSE!!!!!
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although i know im not la....

PS: don misunderstand, this brada.. oops i mean sista of mine has no special interest on me... she's getting married very very de soon anyway... =)

Monday, February 8, 2010

Definition of Smile

Smile,
A happy face expression using mouth, without producing voice.
Is that everytime the same?

Smile,
An expression of satisfaction.

Smile,
A sign of relax and recreating.

Smile,
I am not letting you to see my sorrow

Smile,
"Haiz..."

Smile,
"I'm alright"

Smile,
Please dont tell anybody

Smile,
I'm tired

Smile,
I really had enough of it

Smile,
I'm good looking and looking good

Smile,
Can you read what is mine?

Smile,
A curve that sets everything straight

Saturday, February 6, 2010

星期六的Saturday Star

今天终于滚到了泳池里
想要游的泳那么久了

和喜欢游泳的感觉

我虽然不是游泳健将
也只懂得那两式
但游泳的感觉真的很舒服

爸爸在泳池里欺负孩子
从他的眼神看出,他很担心孩子的安危

情侣在池边打情骂俏
从他们的眼神看出,他们享受在一起的感觉

教练在大声喊叫学生
从他们的眼神看出,他们很想揍那些偷懒的人

喜欢在水里只需用脚尖
就可以弹跳超过1米

喜欢在水里被水包围
仿佛保护我被一切负能量影响

喜欢在池底踢游
感觉像(肥)海豚在摆动

游泳后我决定以点心为早餐
一直都想要很久了(又很久了)
皮蛋瘦肉粥,芋角是我的最爱
买了份Saturday Star
原来还是那么好看

其实,一个人的快乐
我已经学会很久了
就算从今以后我都是一个人
就算朋友都“绝种”了
就算世界上的人类都消失了
就算...
我还是可以很快乐的,真的很简单

Thursday, February 4, 2010

三年

记得三年前的农历新年来得很迟,
那是我第一次工作后的新年,
打算着可以包一封大利是给爸妈。

那年发生了很多让人痛心的事,
我在种种艰辛的环境下走过了........

还记得那时候,晴她过来直到妈出殡了
出殡的当天下午,我送她到车站搭车回去
疲惫的躯体和精神让我不想说任何东西
如往常的,我告诉她到了就报平安。

那天午觉直到晚上,无法睡好
全身酸痛,精神劳累
我猜想她应该到家了,但并没有通电问她
在满心搅乱的情况下,电话就响了:
“公,你在睡觉吗?”
“嗯...妳到了吧?”
“我到了,冲了凉咯”
“嗯..."
“你还很累吗?”
“嗯..”
“好好...我很想跟你讲话,但是你很累,你去休息多点吧”
“ok...”

当时我真的很累,可能是脑袋累极了吧
没好好和她说多两句
通常如果我很累,不太爱说话
她都会发我脾气
但那时期,她没有
因为她明白事情的突然

现在我可以体会了解,当时我那么回应她
她是多么的痛,多么的伤心
虽然她了解我应该多休息
但是我真的应该让她知道我还是在乎她
转眼就三年了....

Monday, February 1, 2010

Be Strong

Hold up... hold on...
Don't be scared
You'll never change what's been and gone.

May your smile... Shine on...
Don't be scared
Your destiny may keep you warm.

Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry
You'll see them some day
Take what you need and be on your way

My deepest condonlence
Let the sorrow diminish through time
I know you can do it.
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